You can save money with our quality canned meats... even though they cost a little more than refrigerated meats. Sound backward? And that's not all... we're also going to tell you that these meats easily do things that regular fresh meat can't. Sound crazy? Well, hear us out...
"Pssst... Hey buddy, wanna buy a can of electricity?" Consider an analogy... The national average cost of electricity is less than ten cents per kilowatt hour. With that ten cents worth of power you can light a 40 watt bulb for 25 hours. Now imagine that a salesman at your door offered to sell you some canned electricity, the same amount, "for the bargain price of $3.00." Sounds crazy, doesn't it? But we do buy canned electricity — and, if you're like us, you buy quite a bit of it. Canned electricity is just another name for batteries. We wouldn't suggest replacing all the power you get from the wall socket with battery power. But for many uses, "canned electricity" is so useful and convenient you'd probably have a hard time getting along without it. Think about those cans of electricity in your flashlight, portable radio, MP3 player, car, camera, cell phone... the list goes on and on. Considering what it can do, in fact, canned electricity actually is a real bargain. And our canned meats offer the very same value, with one big exception: The cost difference between our canned meats and the "uncanned" kind is miniscule compared to the premium we gladly pay for the convenience of canned electricity!
"Where's the Beef?" Fresh meat is terrific! You pick some up when you're grocery shopping, put it in your fridge, maybe your freezer, and use it in delicious stir fries, roll-ups, casseroles... burgers on the grill. But then something happens... it's gone! There's more at the store, but the store is there and you are here. Or you need it now, and going to get it would mean... "later." This conundrum generally has three components: Availability, Transportation Cost, & Time.
Availability: Your menu plans require some meat, and you're fresh out, if you'll pardon the pun. Of course it's possible that you never forget to buy enough, but then you probably never lose your keys or misplace your glasses, either. (If this is true, we don't want to hear about it. Really.) For the rest of us, it's a problem on occasion. And when it happens, going away to pick up some meat hasn't been factored into our plans. In fact it may just not be possible, practically speaking. At such times, having a variety of excellent canned meats to select from means you don't have to change plans or do without... you just reach for a can of some of the finest meat you'll ever eat, without skipping a beat.
Transportation Cost: Far be it from us to bring up something as painful as the price of gasoline. But we don't mind telling you that ordering our canned chicken, beef, turkey or pork for delivery to your door won't involve buying any gas at all. There's a close connection these days between your bank balance and the needle on your gas gauge. Leave the mileage off your car — FedEx was coming through your neighborhood anyway!
Time: Time is money, they say. If you know what your time is worth in "dollar terms" you can easily figure out how much extra trips to the store add to (or should we say, "take away from") your food budget. But time is more than money too, isn't it? Time is also the opportunity to do what you want to do for a while... and for most of us, some extra city driving isn't high on our wish list. And there's more: Our meats save you preparation time! There's no trimming or cutting to do, and since they're fully precooked, you just heat and serve!
Preparedness & Shelf Life: We're being advised from many quarters, today, to have some food on hand for one kind of emergency development or another. A variety of circumstances can create a short-term or even long-term need to have food on hand — and food that doesn't require refrigeration, in the event that power goes out for some length of time. If you don't want to live entirely on beans, macaroni or tofu indefinitely, our canned chicken, canned turkey, canned beef & canned pork will put some great meat on your plate. Our canned meats are guaranteed to remain good-as-new for five years. But customers customers have told us they've enjoyed them after far more than five years' storage. In fact one customer stopped by the cannery with a can sealed 18 years before. Upon opening, the taste and texture were excellent... after 18 years! The only thing likely to shorten lifespan is attack by outside moisture rusting through the can, and preventing that is as simple as storing the cans in a dry, clean area.
By the case... or... Buy the sampler: We offer two ways to purchase our quality canned meats. If you know what you want (maybe you're already back for more), a case is twelve cans. Net weight of each can is 14 ounces. If you want to try before you order by the case, we offer a sample pack below.
Nutrition Facts: To see the full label info for each 14 oz. can, click: Label Info
And Foremost... Quality: We're very proud of the truly exceptional quality of these meats. Our beef is all from the chuck tender cut. Pork is from the pork cushion cut. Chicken is half white meat and half dark. Turkey is entirely from the breast and thigh. Compare to other canned meats and you'll find that they use inferior cuts compared to what goes into our product. Our customers have never been disappointed with the quality of these meats!
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